hello and welcome to florida. i will be your florida man on this tour.

whats up im tyler but literally no one calls me that. call me ty.

i dont actually care for coding at all and im not here to code. im here to say dumb shit on the internet without people making 352 page callout documents on me. i am the most ironically cool guy since fictional character dave strider from the hit webcomic homed stuck. ive never read that btw

my friend matt helped me out with the html and css and whatever on this site. his site sucks

fun fax

• i like to crush children with rocks
• i was the guy that drove that truck full of those donated sperm samples into a lake and filled it with cum. sorry to all the lesbian couples that needed them or whatever
• kill count:973,467,254,352,463 (356,346,730 of them were from the nuclear bomb)
• ive fought in every war. i am currently fighting in the war on drugs on the side of drugs
• speaking of drugs i can cook meth with a paperclip and a leaf
• i am a human being just like you
• i once chugged 7 whole tubes of toothpaste and did not die
• 410,757,864,530 cops found dead in my apartment (it was me)
• whats the scoop? penis
• i can actually be rational and a little bit nice sometimes dont tell anyone

dni

• walter white
• jesse pinkman
• hank schrader
• saul goodman
• mike ehrmantraut
• gustavo fring
• if you are from breaking bad kill yourself

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